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Bought aprils edition of linux format tonight and saw this advert for www.techradar.com/


/*
   TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Project: Longhorn(TM) SP1
   Estimated release date: 2008
*/

#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "leopard.h"

char chew_up_some_ram[10000000];

void main(){
  while(!CRASHED){
      if(first_time_install){
         make_10_gigabyte_swapfile();
         do_nothing_loop();
         search_and_destroy(FIREFOX | OPENOFFICEORG | ANYTHING_GOOGLE);
         hang_system();
      }
     if(still_not_crashed){
         basically_run_windows_xp();
         do_nothing_loop();
     }
   }
   if(!DX10GPU){
     set_graphics(aero, very_slow);
     set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);
   }
  //printf("Welcome to Windows 2000");
  //printf("Welcome to Windows XP"); 
  printf("Welcome to Windows Vista");

  while(somthing){
    sleep(10);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(10);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(10);
    flicker_led_promisingly(hard_disk);
  }
 create_general_production_fault();
}